Letter from the Devil
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matterof fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or praybefore going to bed last night. You are sounthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell youhow glad I am that you have not changed yourway of living, Fool, you are mine.Remember, you and I have been going steady foryears. and I still don't love you yet. As a matter offact, I hate you, because I hate God.I am only using you to get even with God. Hekicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to useyou as long as possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE hasgreat plans in store for you. But you have yieldedyour life to me, and I'm going to make your life aliving hell. That way, we'll be together twice. Thiswill really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm reallyshowing Him who's boss in your life with all of thegood times we've had.
We have been:
watching dirty movies,
cursing people out,
complaining at everything,
telling dirty jokes,
back stabbing people,
and those in leadership positions,
no respect for the Church,
SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Comeon, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've gotsome hot plans for us. This is just a letter ofappreciation from me to you. I'd like tosay "THANKS" for letting me use you for most ofyour foolish life.You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you aretempted to sin, you give in. HA HA HA! You makeme sick. Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need newblood. So go ahead and teach some children howto sin.All you have to do is... smoke, get drunk or drinkwhile under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip,fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible.Do all of this in the presence of children and theywill do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll beback in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. Ifyou were smart, you would run somewhere,confess your sins, and live for God with what littlebit of life that you have left. It's not my nature towarn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning,it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong,I still hate you.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR GOD.
P.S. If you really love me, you won't share this letter with Anyone
being a fool. wanna be one? follow it.