today lesson SUPER SLACK, i mean SUPER.
JDW did not come. (at times i rather she come)
today dang shiok lah.
got like 5 free periods.
take 40minsX5 yes.
music lesson was cool, we watched 200 pounds of beauty.
was funny, class watched till peng.
today's highlight was ENGLISH LESSON.
dang shiat man.
JDW absent, so this fella, person, oh whatever took over. i won't call him a teacher YET.
he is only in my school to have a taste of teaching and see if he wanna take teaching as a career or not. so yes, he took over JDW lesson.
it was dang funny.
he came in the class while i was over at the locker with my friend.
when i got to class, he was taking attendance, so fine ok.
pass my name already, so i don't bother.
my classmate then told me, ' he could not eve pronounce your name! he said what? ehhhh....eeeeeeeevangeline (line as in line telephone line that line)' i was like, 'haha. okok'
so next this happened.
it's only a person talking at a time, but i'll just use as CLASS, even 1 person talking is also louder then the fella
fella: (trying shout, voice sounds very funny, like there is something preventing him from shouting) ok girls! keep it down!! shhhh.
class: (obviously the person talking is louder) CHER! WHY YOUR VOICE LIKE CANNOT COME OUT AH?
fella: yes, my voice can't shout, i'll try my best. but i cannot shout.
class: THEN HOW TO BE TEACHER?!
fella: i'll try my best
class: orh ok lor.
fella: ok class!!!!!!!! (trying real hard) sit down!!!!!!!! your teacher have ask me to tell you girls what to do for her lesson!!!!!!!!!!!
class: -all seat and listen-
fella: ok, i no need to shout anymore, your teacher have told me to tell you girls to do the reading cards, each of you do two.
class: but we don't have out paper with us, it's in the cupboard, and the cupboard is lock, only my form teacher has the key.
fella: listen listen, i have not finish talking yet...ok, so do it on a foolscap paper, then hand it up to me.
fella: ok girls, this row (points) come and take your cards first.
class: hello cher, we are already sec 4, we know how to take the cards ourselves.
fella: but i got to ensure you girls take properly, i am responsible for this box of cards
class: -all give the pek chek look, all wanna slap him already-
class: (talk among ourselves) gosh, i want mrs wong back man, this guy only know hwo to ake us all go mad.
class: (trying to act provoke him) then need to mark or not?
fella: no need, just hand it up after doing.
class: but! mrs wong usually let us mark then hand it up.
fella: nono, the paper never say you can mark.
class: but it is what we always do!
fella: but the paper never say.
class: you don't believe i call my teacher now, you speak to her
fella: okok, you call her now.
-mrs wong answers-
class: hello? mrs wong?
mrs wong: yes?
class: you know the reading card right, you usually let us do. we got to mark then hand it up am i right?
mrs wong: (should be say yes, the call was not on speaker)
class: i pass the phone over to the teacher you tell him ok?
-hands phone to fella-
fella: hello? yes, i am relieving your class for you today, and i am told that they have to mark themselves before handing up?
mrs wong: (said yes)
-put down phone-
class: SEE! i told you!
fella: i know, but i cannot just follow your word and not what your teacher told me to do.
class: -does work-
fella: if there is anything , you can come and ask me.
-all start doing-
and out of a sudden.
fella: you girls got to take English seriously you know, i never take English seriously and i got a C5 for it.
class: -all give the LIKE I CARE look, and all cont doing-
-after awhile, he goes around looking at our work-
everyone ignores him.
then SUDDENLY he say again.
fella: you girls got to take english seriously.
-everyone done the work, want to go take the answer sheets-
the whole class, one at a time want to go take the answer, he would STOP us and we gotta tell him what color and number is the card, then he will give the answer sheet to that card.
thinking that we would cheat.
he keeps repeating himself over and over again!
haha, ok. long post huh. hahahahahahha.
gosh, but yeah, his lesson was the worst of the day, the whole class was SUPER PEK CHEK.
oh well. hahahhhahhahaa. dang funny day.
i laugh my heart out.
my class even ask that fella teacher or whatever person if he is dating, then he say he is MARRIED.
the whole class freaked out.
HAHAHAHA, all sorts of comments like, wah, like that also can get married and stuff.
ok, shiat man, i'm dang mean.
i took this off bobbbeeeeee blog. i find it super cute. here you go.Before & After Marriage.
Before the marriage:He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage.
Read it from BOTTOM to the TOP !!!!