okay, i'm like home, and yes, i have not eaten anything.
my maid: liying
my maid: what lunch you want?
me: -shake head- don't want.
my maid: dinner you staying ah
me: no, i going out.
my maid: -walks away-me: -go back upstairs-
hahaha, yeah man. i'm not eating, i guess for those who knows, i actually adore food, i loveeeeeee food.
i cannot eat right? but can drink or not ah?
okay, only water, cannot drink milo and stuff, because it is like, liquid food, HAHAHAHA.
so exciting mission, hahahhahaha. aybe i should try for a week, no food, only water, but not to fill my tummy, but to hydrate myself, HAHAHAHAHA. cool eh. i seriously think, if mummy reads this, she will come talk to me. and think i'm crazy. since she do know my blog URL. hahaha.
okay, i just answered a phone call, and it was WEIRD. seriously.
me: hi, yes.
caller: i'm calling from singtel, and may i speak to Miss Lixin?
me: oh, she is currently not in singapore. but i'm her sister, anything i can help?
caller: oh okay, i would like to ask if there is anything wrong with your broadband?
me: oh, ehh. i'm actually wondering the problems lies with my laptop or the internet, but like, usually happens at night that my internet strength on my laptop will start to like, flicker. but i personally use a mac, so i wonder if this only happens to mac or what. because my sister don't face this problem, but there was once my sister's laptop could not detect the internet.
caller: no, it's not your laptop.
me: so, is there like a problem with my broadband thats why you're, like calling?
caller: ehh, nooo. may i know who i'm speaking to?
me: liying? yeah.
caller: okay, thanks. bye.
me: okayyy, bye?
caller: -put down-
okay, i find it WEIRD. she ask me about my broad band, i tell her the PROBLEM, then i ask her, like. is there a problem thats why you call she say no. WTH.
soooo, is there a problem?
OKAY, PICTURE THIS, I'M LEAVING SINGAPORE IN LIKE 2 WEEKS TIME. EXCITING EHHH.
and won't see me for a month, exciting eh.
less noise. HAHAHA.
TIME CHECK! 1548
okay, i'm suppose to meet my friend, but changed to TOMORRRROW. and if i stay home all day today, PARENTS WOULD LIKE, FORCE ME TO EAT! AND CANNOT BREAK MY LITTLE PROMISE. hahahaha. not promise my MISSION. HAHAHA. i must get my ass out of the house BEFORE DINNER! and only get home after dinner, but i don't wanna look like a retard walking around my house area for HOURS, just because i don't wanna eat. stupid right. hahahaha.
okay, seriously, mum cannot read this, HAHAHAHAHA. i'll be dooom.
if you're reading, mummy, HELLO! don't worry, your daughter is fine, and you know she cannot live without food, this is just a TRY OUT. and be sure, once this mission is over, your daughter is gonna eat like MAD. hehehehe. i love you mummy.
OH YAH! i'm like gnna eat alot lesser in shanghai, since, i'm scared they poison ME! THEN I DIE, HAHAHAHAHAHHAA. then some of you will be very happy. i never come back. anyway, yeah, i'm gonna not eat alot in shanghai, because when i go right, it is still gonna be cold. hahaha, okay i checked, when i go on the 6th right (TBC) temperature should be 9 deg to 11 deg yeah, so exciting, COLD COLD. I LIKE. hahahaha.
yeah, i'll be going shanghai, but like. leave before the school holidays! mum don't want the peak period, sure cannot get tix and stuff. oh well. hahha.
i'm gonna go alone, rebecca won't be going, since she don't wanna go for a month. okay okay, you must be thinking right, like why cannot like, i stay then she come back first, wellllll. that IS possible, if you wanna like, pay another thousand? which is like separate tickets. when you can actually take a 2-to-go ticket, which means, leave together come back together. if not, gotta pay for individual. which is ALOT more ex. get it get it? don't also say yes.
so i'll be going aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
seriously. gonna be super exciting. like, take plane alone, for hours, i'll be alone and stuff, how cool. people will be like, looking, WTH IS THIS 16 YEAR OLD GIRL DOING ALONE IN THIS PLANE, IS SHE LIKE LOST? like where is her PARENTS?! did they dump her here, and cheat her into going to some other place? or is she even in the correct plane as her parents!? do they like, KNOW SHE IS HERE.
then there will be people who will ask me, likeperson: ehh, are you sure you're suppose to be here?
person: where is your parents?
person: do you know what you are doing here?
me: ehhh, taking a plane to shanghai?
person: and why are you going shanghai?
me: none of your business?
person: you're alone right?
me: -feeling irritated by the person- do i look like i've got ANYONE i know here?
person: ehhh, no?
me: sooooooo, i'm traveling alone as you can seeee
person: what was your parents last words to you?
me: -super irritated- why do you wanna know?!??!
person: just asking? so, what's it?
me: ehh, TAKE CARE I LOVE YOU BABY!?
person: -thinks in his mind, shit shit shit, they are sending her away like alone, and they told her those words, it's like, sending her away forever, her parents don't want her anymore- oh, alright. you coming back to singapore?
me: -pissed- WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
person: no?me: since you say so, whatever.
person: -thinks, SHIT! SHE IS NOT COMING BACK! i better ask the flight attendant- haha, okay, talk to you later.
me: -roll eyes-
person: excuse me excuse me miss, this girl seems like she is alone, and she is so young, and i think her parents left her here alone here, sending her to shanghai alone and stuff.
me: -heard everything- excuse meeeee MISTERRRRR.
person: -busy talking to the flight attendant-
after a whileeeeeeeee.
flight attendant: hello, miss?
FA: you're here alone?
me: as you can see, YES.
FA: where are your par...
me: ARE YOU GONNA ASK ME THE SAME THING AS WHAT THAT MAN ASKED ME? YES! I'M HERE ALONE, MY PARENTS IS IN SINGAPORE, AND I'M GOING TO SHANGHAI, AND MY PARENTS LAST WORDS TO ME WERE TAKE CARE I LOVE YOU BABY, AND WHY I'M GOING TO SHANGHAI IS IT EVEN YOUR BUSINESS?!
FA: sorry miss, but why are you going to shanghai for? i need to know, since you're young, and traveling alone going to another country without your parents.
me: HAHA, thanks for your concern, BUT! i am sure my parents know what they are doing, and they did not engage irritating people like you guys to check on meeeee.
FA: i understand, but you're alo..
me: OKAY! I TELL YOU ALRIGHT!
me: I'M GOING TO SHANGHAI TO ACCOMPANY MY SISTER?!
FA: your sister is in shanghai?
FA: which part of shanghai is she staying?
me: PUXI AREA?!
FA: what is her address:
me: HOW WOULD I BLOODY KNOW?!
FA: -talks to that person man, about me not knowing the address-
FA: -looks very concern- are you sure you're going to look for my sister?
me: YES YOU ASS, YES. YOU WANT TO FOLLOW ME ALLL THE WAY TILL MY SISTER COMES AND FETCH ME FROM THE AIRPORT?!
FA: if you don't..
me: YES! I MIND, NOW GET LOST, EVEN YOU MISTER PERSON HUMAN SHIT THING, GET LOST WILL YOU.
FA, person: i'm sorry.
me: THANK YOU.
FA, person: -still looking worried-
after 5 hours
-plane touch down, everyone get out of the plane-
i'm happily walking to get over custom, but felt 2 idiots following me. turn around, but they could not be seen. but could tell they are following me.
after awhile, they appeared behind me, i turn around and saw them, they then came towards me.
me: WTH ARE YOU 2 FOLLOWING ME?!
FA, person: just worried for you.
me: CAN TOU STOP FOLLOWING ME, DO I LOOK LIKE A KID?!
me: I'M NOT YOU ASS, GO AWAY.
i go about doing my own stuff, and could tell they were still were following me all the way.
i then turn around again
me: FINE! WHY NOT YOU 2 STUPID FOLLOW ME ALL THE WAY TILL MY SISTER FETCHES ME?! HAPPPY??!
both: SURE SURE.
so went through custom and stuff, then collect my stuff, then out to the place where people fetch their love ones.
me looking around for my sister, then found her, walked over gave her a hug.
i then look around for the 2 idiots.
they saw me, came over.
both: are you sure she is your sister?
both: don't even look alike.
me: MUST YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR SIBLINGS!? MUST AH!?
both: okay okay, no no.
my sister: hi, and you're....
me: ka jie, don't say anything, they are freaking irritating
sister: she is my sister. bye
both: WAIT WAIT, any prove?
me: wth, you even need prove?!
-sis and me took out our IC to show-
both: -paiseh face-
-pulls sis away, walk off-
OKAY, this whole story is purely made up by me, it's lame and stupid. HAHAHAHAHHAA. like, who sooo free can stalk a person allllllll the way. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. okay, i'm just being lame and stupid. hehehehe. OKAY!
TIME CHECK, 1640
i'm still at home, haha, waiting for my friend's call.
i'm bored, shall blog more tonight, will re-edit this post.
hehehehe. LONGGG POST EH. hahaha
i'll blog later about how is the feeling of not eating for the whole day, my own experience.
this is like super cool. I LOVE NUFFNANG. i hope i can earn! SERIOUSLY! I HOPE I CAN EARN. SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. READ MY BLOG, GET YOUR FRIENDS TO COME MY BLOG. JUST COMEEE AND READ.IF THERE ARE ALOT RIGHT, THERE WILL BE ADS! THAT CAN HELP YOU IN MANY MANY WAYS!
TIME CHECK! 2039
GUESS WHAT, MISSION FAILLLL!!!!!! )))))))):
-main door opens, i rush down from my room-
me: HEY DADDY!
dad: -switching on the lights, and turns around- aye, what are you doing here? never go out?
me: i stayed home all day today.
dad: good girl. -pats my head-
me: -walking towards the kitchen, but turn left to look into mum's room and saw her- HELLO MUMMMMMMMMMY.
mum: hello dear.
me: MA MA MA!
mum: what what what
me: I'M NOT EATING DINNER TODAY!
me: NOOO LAHHHH, no reason for me to fast.
me: i'm trying not to eat for a full day. will only eat at 2am.
me: mummy, this is my mission. i cannot break it.
me: really, i'm NOT EATINGGGGG.
me: but, mu..
mum: eat. your. dinner.
me: mum, i cannot cannooottt, my mission lahh.
dad: don't be crazy, eat your dinner.
me: but but but, i'm trying to ehhh, I KNOW! FEEL HOW THE AFRICANS FEEEL, HA! NO FOOD LEHH.
mum: you think you in africa ah?
me: but but but, know how they feel whatttt.
mum: eat your dinner.
both: eat your dinner!
me: okay lah okay lah okay lah!
HOWHOWHOWWWW, I ATE MY DINNNER! NEVERMIND TOMORROW I DON'T EAT! HA! MAKE SURE I DON'T EAT TOMORROW! MAKEEE SURE.
BREAKING NEWS! I'M NOT FLYING ON THE 6TH ANYMORE!!!!
I'M FLYING ON THE 1ST
SO YES, those who talk to me on the phone and stuff, you won't be hearing my voice anymore. for a month.
LIVING ON THE 1ST OF MARCH SATURDAY. FLIGHT IS SQ830 DEPARTING AT 1010AM. TERMINAL 3